I'm A Horse-lebrity, Get Me Out Of Here

John F. Kennedy was also the President of the Cutest Things Ever Club.

That’s a fact.

(via fuckyeahhorses)

I hope he’s had his rabies shot.

I’m talking about the horse, by the way.

WOKKA WOKKA!

If you wonder why he always dresses in black.

Why he never has bright colours on his back.

And why does his appearance always have a sombre tone?

Well there’s a reason for the things he has on:

HE IS A HORSELEBRITY AND THEY NEED TO LOOK THEIR BEST OK!

Viggo Mortensen really loves his horse.

(via fuckyeahhorses)

Julia Roberts is a Wild Horselebrity.

That is fine with me.

This one’s for you, new followers.

Patrick Swayze and his horse.

Fun fact, Swayze bred and showed Arabians.

The horses, not the people.

Though… Either would be impressive, I guess.

Rusty is keen-o for Beefarino.

Kramer is too, for that matter.

It would be a crime for this to not be the first official Horselebrity.

Bruce Springsteen and his pal. Perhaps a Welsh Pony, perhaps not.

Who do I look like? The President of the Welsh Pony Club? Psh.

First thing’s first.

I’m Adrienne. You may know me as the weirdo behind such hits as Blah Blah Shaw, and Adrienne Shaw: In Real Life.

This is my new creation. I felt bad for spamming my regular followers over at Blah Blah Shaw with picture after picture of horselebrities. So here we are.

You may submit your own pictures or videos of horselebrities.

Let’s giddy on up.